182) $bar = 'purbar.gif'; else if ($width > 164) $bar = 'blupurbar.gif'; else if ($width > 146) $bar = 'blubar.gif'; else if ($width > 128) $bar = 'greblubar.gif'; else if ($width > 110) $bar = 'grebar.gif'; else if ($width > 92) $bar = 'yelgrebar.gif'; else if ($width > 74) $bar = 'yelbar.gif'; else if ($width > 56) $bar = 'oryelbar.gif'; else if ($width > 38) $bar = 'orbar.gif'; else if ($width > 20) $bar = 'redorbar.gif'; return '' : 'class="bar">'); } function sortCats(&$score, &$name) { $x = 0; while ($x < 1) { $y = $x + 1; while ($y < 7) { if ($score[$x] < $score[$y]) { $t1 = $score[$x]; $t2 = $name[$x]; $score[$x] = $score[$y]; $name[$x] = $name[$y]; $score[$y] = $t1; $name[$y] = $t2; } $y++; } $x++; } } function getDisplayName($name) { switch ($name) { case 'life': return 'Life'; case 'mind': return 'Mind'; case 'body': return 'Body'; case 'spirit': return 'Spirit'; case 'friends': return 'Friends/Family'; case 'love': return 'Love'; case 'finance': return 'Finance'; default: return 'Error'; } } ?> Rate My Life Quiz - Final Results Join the Ultimate Yearbook!
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Final Results: Your Life, Rated

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23) $mind++; if ($_POST['orientation'] != 'x') { $lifet += 4; $mindt += 2; if ($_POST['orientation'] == 's') $life += 4; else if ($_POST['orientation'] != 'u') { $life += 2; $mind += 2; } } if ($_POST['gparents'] != 'x') { $lifet += 2; $friendst += 3; if ($_POST['gparents'] == '3' || $_POST['gparents'] == '4') { $life += 2; $friends += 3; } else if ($_POST['gparents'] == '2') { $life++; $friends += 2; } else if ($_POST['gparents'] == '1') { $life++; $friends++; } } if ($_POST['children'] != 'x') { if ($age == 17) { $lifet += 3; $financet++; $friendst++; if ($_POST['children'] == '0') { $life += 3; $finance++; } if ($_POST['children'] == '1') { $life++; $friends++; } else $friends++; } else if ($age == 18) { $lifet += 2; $financet++; $friendst += 2; if ($_POST['children'] == '0') { $life += 2; $finance++; } else $friends += 2; } else if ($age == 23) { $friendst += 2; if ($_POST['children'] != '0') $friends += 2; } else if ($age == 30) { $friendst += 3; $lifet += 3; if ($_POST['children'] == '1') { $friends += 2; $lifet += 2; } else if ($_POST['children'] == '5') { $friends += 3; $lifet += 2; } else if ($_POST['children'] != '0') { $friends += 3; $life += 3; } } else if ($age == 40 || $age == 50) { $friendst += 5; $lifet += 5; if ($_POST['children'] == '1') { $friends += 3; $lifet += 3; } else if ($_POST['children'] == '4' || $_POST['children'] == '5') { $friends += 5; $lifet += 5; } else if ($_POST['children'] != '0') { $friends += 4; $life += 5; } } } if ($_POST['marital'] != 'x') { if ($age == 40 || $age == 50) { $lifet += 5; $friendst += 3; $lovet += 2; if ($_POST['marital'] == 'm') { $life += 5; $friends += 4; $love += 2; } else if ($_POST['marital'] == 'r') { $life += 4; $friends += 3; $love += 2; } else if ($_POST['marital'] == 'n') $life++; } else if ($age != 17) { $lifet += 4; $friendst += 4; $lovet += 2; if ($_POST['marital'] == 'm') { $life += 4; $friends += 4; $love += 2; } else if ($_POST['marital'] == 'r') { $life += 3; $friends += 3; $love += 2; } else if ($_POST['marital'] == 'n') $life += 3; } else { $lifet += 3; $friendst++; $lovet += 2; if ($_POST['marital'] == 'n') $life += 3; else if ($_POST['marital'] != 'd') { $life++; $friends++; $love += 2; } } } if ($_POST['marital'] == 'd' && $_POST['children'] != 'x') { $lifet += 2; if($_POST['children'] == '0') $life += 2; } if ($_POST['siblings'] != 'x') { $friendst += 4; $lifet++; if ($_POST['siblings'] == '5') $friends += 4; else if ($_POST['siblings'] == '3' || $_POST['siblings'] == '4') $friends += 3; else if ($_POST['siblings'] == '2') $friends += 2; else if ($_POST['siblings'] == '1') $friends++; if ($_POST['siblings'] != '0') $life++; } if ($_POST['friends'] != 'x') { $friendst += 5; $lifet++; if ($_POST['friends'] == '10') $friends += 5; else if ($_POST['friends'] == '6') $friends += 4; else if ($_POST['friends'] == '3') $friends += 3; else if ($_POST['friends'] == '1') $friends += 2; if ($_POST['friends'] != '0') $life++; } if ($_POST['fitness'] != 'x') { if ($gender == 'm' && $age < 40) { $bodyt += 5; $lifet += 2; if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'u') $body += 2; else if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'h') { $life += 2; $body += 5; } else if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'so') $body += 2; } else if ($gender == 'm') { $bodyt += 5; $life++; if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'u' || $_POST['fitness'] == 'so') $body += 2; else if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'h') { $body += 5; $life++; } } if ($gender == 'f' && $age < 40) { $bodyt += 5; $lifet += 3; if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'u') { $body += 2; $life += 2; } else if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'h') { $life += 3; $body += 5; } else if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'so') { $life++; $body += 2; } } else { $lifet++; $bodyt += 5; if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'u') $body += 2; else if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'h') { $body += 5; $life++; } else if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'so') $body += 2; } } if ($_POST['died'] != 'x') { $lifet += 5; $mindt += 2; if ($_POST['died'] == '6y') { $life += 5; $mind += 2; } else if ($_POST['died'] == '3') { $life += 4; $mind += 2; } else if ($_POST['died'] == '1') { $life += 2; $mind++; } else if ($_POST['died'] == '6m') $life++; } if ($_POST['trauma']) { $lifet += 3; $mindt += 2; if ($_POST['trauma'] == 'n') { $life += 3; $mind += 2; } } if ($_POST['prison']) { $lifet += 2; $spiritt++; if ($_POST['prison'] == 'n') { $life += 2; $spirit++; } } if ($_POST['travel']) { $lifet += 2; $financet++; if ($_POST['travel'] == 'y') { $life += 2; $finance++; } } if ($_POST['ill']) { $lifet += 5; $financet += 2; $bodyt += 4; $mindt += 2; if ($_POST['ill'] == 'n') { $life += 5; $finance += 2; $body += 4; $mind += 2; } } if ($_POST['chronic']) { $lifet += 2; $bodyt += 2; if ($_POST['chronic'] == 'n') { $life += 2; $body += 2; } } if ($_POST['disabled']) { $lifet += 2; $bodyt += 2; $financet++; if ($_POST['disabled'] == 'n') { $life += 2; $body += 2; $finance++; } } if ($_POST['employed']) { $lifet++; $financet += 3; $friendst++; if ($_POST['employed'] == 'y') { $life++; $finance += 3; $friends++; } } if ($_POST['enlisted']) { $lifet++; $friendst++; if ($_POST['enlisted'] == 'n') $life++; else $friends++; } if ($_POST['pollution']) { $lifet++; $bodyt++; if ($_POST['pollution'] == 'n') { $life++; $body++; } } if ($_POST['fruits']) { $lifet++; $bodyt += 2; if ($_POST['fruits'] == 'y') { $life++; $body += 2; } } if ($_POST['finance']) { $lifet += 2; $financet += 3; if ($_POST['finance'] == 'y') { $life += 2; $finance += 3; } } if ($_POST['character']) { $lifet++; $spiritt += 2; if ($_POST['character'] == 'y') { $life++; $spirit += 2; } } if ($_POST['desire']) { $lifet++; $lovet += 2; if ($_POST['desire'] == 'y') { $life++; $love += 2; } } $lifet += 3; $friendst++; if (count($_POST['pet']) > 2) { $life += 3; $friends++; } else { $life += count($_POST['pet']); if (count($_POST['pet']) > 0) $friends++; } $lifet += 5; $mindt += 3; $bodyt++; $giftd = $_POST['gifted']; for ($i = 0; $i < count($giftd); $i++) { switch ($gifted[$i]) { case 'mu': $life++; $mind++; break; case 'si': $life++; break; case 'a': $life++; break; case 'ma': $mind += 2; break; case 'com': $mind += 2; break; case 'so': $life++; $body++; break; case 'coo': $life++; } } $lifet += 10; $life += 10; $body += 7; $bodyt += 7; $addic = $_POST['addict']; for ($i = 0; $i < count($addic); $i++) { switch ($addic[$i]) { case 'co': $life--; break; case 'a': $life -= 2; $body--; break; case 'm': $life -= 2; break; case 'i': $life -= 4; $body--; break; case 'j': $body -= 2; break; case 'ci': $life--; $body -= 3; } } $life += 5; $lifet += 5; $sens = $_POST['sense']; for ($i = 0; $i < count($sens); $i++) { switch ($sens[$i]) { case 'sm': $life--; break; default: $life -= 2; } } if ($_POST['education'] != 'x') { if ($age == 17 || $age == 18) { $mindt += 2; if ($_POST['education'] == 'h') $mind++; else if ($_POST['education'] == 'sc') $mind += 2; } else { $mindt += 4; $lifet += 2; if ($_POST['education'] == 'sc') $mind++; else if ($_POST['education'] == 'cb') { $mind += 2; $life += 2; } else if ($_POST['education'] == 'cm') { $mind += 3; $life += 2; } else if ($_POST['education'] == 'd') { $mind += 4; $life += 2; } } } if ($_POST['gpclose'] && $_POST['gpclose'] != 'x') { $friendst += 4; $lifet++; if ($_POST['gpclose'] == 'vc' && intval($_POST['gparents']) > 1) { $friends += 4; $life++; } else if ($_POST['gpclose'] == 'vc') { $friends += 3; $life++; } else if ($_POST['gpclose'] == 'sc') $friends += 2; else if ($_POST['gpclose'] == 'sd') $friends++; } if ($_POST['living'] != 'x') { if ($age < 23) { $financet += 2; if ($_POST['living'] == 'm') $finance++; else if ($_POST['living'] == 'p') $finance += 2; } else if ($age == 23) { $financet += 4; $lifet += 2; if ($_POST['living'] == 'r') $finance += 2; else if ($_POST['living'] == 'm') { $finance += 3; $life++; } else if ($_POST['living'] == 'p') { $finance += 4; $life += 2; } } else { $financet += 5; $lifet += 2; if ($_POST['living'] == 'd') $finance++; if ($_POST['living'] == 'r') $finance += 2; else if ($_POST['living'] == 'm') { $finance += 4; $life++; } else if ($_POST['living'] == 'p') { $finance += 5; $life += 2; } } } if ($_POST['relationship'] && $_POST['relationship'] != 'x') { $lifet++; $lovet += 3; if ($_POST['relationship'] == 'sns') $life++; else if ($_POST['relationship'] == 'sr') { $love += 2; $life++; } else if ($_POST['relationship'] == 'em') { $life++; $love += 3; } else if ($_POST['relationship'] == 'da') { $life++; $love += 2; } } if ($_POST['exercise'] != 'x') { $bodyt += 4; $lifet++; switch ($_POST['exercise']) { case 'oc': $body++; break; case 'of': $body += 3; break; case 'p': $body += 4; $life++; break; } } if ($_POST['x1'] && $_POST['employed'] == 'y') { $lifet += 4; $mindt++; $life += 5 - intval($_POST['x1']); if ($_POST['x1'] == '1') $mind++; } else if ($_POST['x1'] && $_POST['employed'] == 'n') { $lifet += 3; $mindt++; $financet += 2; switch ($_POST['x1']) { case '2': $life++; break; case '3': $life += 2; break; case '4': $life += 2; $mind++; $finance++; break; case '5': $life += 3; $mind++; $finance += 2; } } if ($_POST['x2'] && ($_POST['marital'] == 'm' || $_POST['marital'] == 'r')) { $lifet += 5; $mindt++; $spiritt++; $financet++; $friendst++; $lovet += 6; $life += 5 - intval($_POST['x2']); $love += 5 - intval($_POST['x2']); if ($_POST['x2'] == '1') { $love += 2; $life++; $mind++; $spirit++; $finance++; $friends++; } else if ($_POST['x2'] == '2') { $love++; $mind++; $finance++; $friends++; } else if ($_POST['x2'] == '3') $friends++; else if ($_POST['x2'] == '4') $love--; else if ($_POST['x2'] == '5') $love -= 2; } else if ($_POST['x2']) { $lifet += 4; $lovet += 5; $friendst++; $mindt++; switch ($_POST['x2']) { case '1': $life += 4; $love += 5; $mind++; $friends += 2; break; case '2': $life += 3; $love += 4; $friends++; break; case '3': $life++; $love += 2; break; case '4': $love++; } } if ($_POST['x3']) { $mindt += 2; $lifet += 2; $spiritt++; switch ($_POST['x3']) { case '1': $mind += 2; $life += 2; $spirit++; break; case '2': $mind += 2; $life++; $spirit++; break; case '3': $mind++; $life++; break; case '4': $mind++; } } if ($_POST['x4']) { $financet += 5; $lifet += 2; $finance += 5 - intval($_POST['x4']); if ($_POST['x4'] == '1') $life += 2; else if ($_POST['x4'] == '2') $life++; } if ($_POST['x5']) { $lifet += 3; $mindt += 3; switch ($_POST['x5']) { case '1': $life += 3; $mind += 3; break; case '2': $life += 3; $mind += 2; break; case '3': $life++; $mind += 2; break; case '4': $life++; $mind++; } } if ($_POST['x6']) { $lifet += 3; $bodyt += 3; $mindt += 3; $lovet++; switch ($_POST['x6']) { case '1': $life += 3; $body += 3; $mind += 3; $love++; break; case '2': $life += 3; $body += 3; $mind += 2; break; case '3': $life += 2; $body += 2; $mind++; break; case '4': $life++; $body++; break; } } if ($_POST['x7']) { $lifet += 2; $mindt += 3; $spiritt++; switch ($_POST['x7']) { case '1': $life += 2; $mind += 3; $spirit++; break; case '2': $life += 2; $mind += 2; break; case '3': $life++; $mind++; break; case '4': $mind++; } } if ($_POST['x8']) { $lifet += 3; $financet++; switch ($_POST['x8']) { case '1': $life += 3; $finance++; break; case '2': $life += 2; $finance++; break; case '3': $life++; break; case '4': $life++; } } if ($_POST['x9']) { $lifet += 2; $mindt++; $bodyt += 2; switch ($_POST['x9']) { case '1': $life += 2; $mind++; $body += 2; break; case '2': $life++; $mind++; $body += 2; break; case '3': $life++; $body++; break; case '4': $body++; } } if ($_POST['x10']) { $lifet += 5; $bodyt += 3; $mindt += 4; $life += 5 - intval($_POST['x10']); $mind += 5 - intval($_POST['x10']); $body += 4 - intval($_POST['x10']); if ($_POST['x10'] == '5') $body++; if ($_POST['x10'] == '1') $life++; } if ($_POST['x11']) { $lifet += 3; $mindt++; switch ($_POST['x11']) { case '1': $life += 3; $mind++; break; case '2': $life += 2; $mind++; break; case '3': $life++; break; case '4': $life++; break; } } if ($_POST['x12']) { $lifet += 2; $mindt += 2; switch ($_POST['x12']) { case '1': $life += 2; $mind += 2; break; case '2': $life++; $mind += 2; break; case '3': $life++; $mind++; break; } } if ($_POST['x13'] && $_POST['religion'] == 'ag') { $lifet += 2; $mindt += 2; $spiritt += 2; switch ($_POST['x13']) { case '1': $spirit += 2; $mind += 2; $life += 2; break; case '2': $spirit += 2; $mind++; $life += 2; break; case '3': $spirit++; $mind++; $life++; case '4': $mind++; $life++; } } else if ($_POST['x13']) { $lifet += 3; $mindt += 2; $spiritt += 4; $spirit += 5 - intval($_POST['x13']); switch ($_POST['x13']) { case '1': $life += 3; $mind += 2; break; case '2': $life += 2; $mind += 2; break; case '3': $life++; $mind++; } } if ($_POST['x14']) { $friendst += 4; $lifet += 3; $friends += 5 - intval($_POST['x14']); $life += 4 - intval($_POST['x14']); if ($_POST['x14'] == '5') $life++; } if ($_POST['x15']) { $lifet += 4; $mindt++; $life += 5 - intval($_POST['x15']); if ($_POST['x15'] == '1' || $_POST['x15'] == '2') $mind++; } if ($_POST['x16']) { $financet += 5; $lifet += 3; $finance += 5 - intval($_POST['x16']); switch ($_POST['x16']) { case '1': $life += 3; $finance++; break; case '2': $life += 2; case '3': $life++; } } if ($_POST['x17']) { $lifet += 2; $mindt += 2; switch ($_POST['x17']) { case '1': case '2': $life += 2; $mind += 2; break; case '3': case '4': $life++; $mind++; } } if ($_POST['x18']) { $lifet += 4; $mindt += 2; $spiritt++; switch ($_POST['x18']) { case '2': $life++; $mind++; break; case '3': $life += 2; $mind++; $spirit++; break; case '4': $life += 3; $mind += 2; $spirit++; break; case '5': $life += 4; $mind += 2; $spirit++; } } if ($_POST['x19']) { $spiritt += 4; $lifet++; $spirit += 5 - intval($_POST['x19']); if (intval($_POST['x19']) < 3) $life++; } if ($_POST['deployed']) { $friendst++; $lifet += 3; $mindt++; $lovet++; if ($_POST['deployed'] == 'n') { $life += 3; $mind++; $love++; } else $friends++; } if ($_POST['grades']) { $financet++; $mindt += 2; $lifet++; if ($_POST['grades'] == 'y') { $finance++; $mind += 2; $life++; } } if ($_POST['career']) { if ($age < 23) { $lifet++; $mindt++; if ($_POST['career'] == 'y') { $life++; $mind++; } } else { $lifet++; $mindt++; $financet++; if ($_POST['career'] == 'y') { $life++; $mind++; $finance++; } } } if ($_POST['reason']) { $spiritt += 2; if ($_POST['reason']) $spirit += 2; } $lifet += 3; $paren = $_POST['parents']; for ($i = 0; $i < count($paren); $i++) { switch ($paren[$i]) { case 'l': $life++; break; case 'di': $life--; case 'de': $life++; break; case 's': $life++; break; case 'h': $life--; if ($age < 23) $mind--; break; case 'a': $life--; break; case 'f': $life--; if ($age < 23) $mind--; } } $spiritt++; $spirit++; $friendst += 2; $friends += 2; $lifet += 15; $life += 15; $mindt += 12; $mind += 12; $bodyt += 3; $body += 3; $psy = $_POST['psych']; for ($i = 0; $i < count($psy); $i++) { switch ($psy[$i]) { case 'h': $life -= 2; $mind -= 2; break; case 'i': $life -= 2; $mind--; $body--; break; case 'o': $life -= 2; $mind -= 2; break; case 'p': $life -= 2; $mind -= 2; break; case 'd': $life -= 3; $mind -= 2; $spirit--; break; case 'l': $friends -= 3; $life -= 2; $mind--; break; case 'e': $life -= 2; $body -= 2; $mind -= 2; } } $lifet += 7; $bodyt += 2; $financet++; $spiritt += 7; $mindt += 5; $friendst += 2; $appl = $_POST['apply']; for ($i = 0; $i < count($appl); $i++) { switch ($appl[$i]) { case 'm': $life++; $body += 2; break; case 'l': $life++; $mind += 2; break; case 'h': $life++; $spirit += 2; $mind++; break; case 'c': $spirit += 2; $finance++; $life++; break; case 'f': $life++; $friends += 2; break; case 'u': $mind += 2; $spirit++; $life++; break; case 'n': $spirit += 2; $life++; } } // Question Combos! if ($_POST['x4'] && $_POST['x16']) { $financet += 3; $finance += 3; if (intval($_POST['x4']) > 3 && intval($_POST['x16']) > 3) $finance -= 3; else if (($_POST['x4'] == '3' || $_POST['x16'] == '3') && (intval($_POST['x4']) > 3 || intval($_POST['x16']) > 3)) $finance -= 2; } if ($_POST['fitness'] && $_POST['exercise']) { $bodyt += 2; $body += 2; if (($_POST['fitness'] == 'vo' || $_POST['fitness'] == 'so') && ($_POST['exercise'] == 'n' || $_POST['exercise'] == 'oc')) $body -= 2; } if ($age > 23 && $_POST['travel'] == 'y' && intval($_POST['x16']) > 3) $financet += 2; if ($_POST['fitness'] == 'u' || $_POST['ill'] == 'y') { $lifet++; $bodyt += 2; } if (($_POST['trauma'] == 'y' || $_POST['died'] == '6m') && $_POST['x7']) { $lifet += 4; $mindt += 2; if (intval($_POST['x7']) < 3) { $life += 4; $mind += 2; } else if ($_POST['x7'] == '3') { $life += 3; $mind += 2; } } if ($_POST['desire'] == 'y' && ($_POST['relationship'] == 'ss' || $_POST['relationship'] == 'sns')) $lovet++; if ($_POST['marital'] != 'm' && $_POST['marital'] != 'r' && $_POST['relationship']) { if ($_POST['relationship'] == 'sr' || $_POST['relationship'] == 'da') $love++; else if ($_POST['relationship'] == 'em') $love += 2; } if ($_POST['orientation'] == 'u' && ($_POST['marital'] == 'm' || $_POST['marital'] == 'r' || $_POST['relationship'] == 'em')) { $lovet++; $mindt++; $lifet += 2; } /* echo 'life: '. $life .'/'. $lifet .'
'; echo 'mind: '. $mind .'/'. $mindt .'
'; echo 'body: '. $body .'/'. $bodyt .'
'; echo 'spirit: '. $spirit .'/'. $spiritt .'
'; echo 'friends: '. $friends .'/'. $friendst .'
'; echo 'love: '. $love .'/'. $lovet .'
'; echo 'finance: '. $finance .'/'. $financet .'
'; */ if ($mindt < 44) $mind = -1; else $mind = round(10 * $mind / $mindt, 1); if ($bodyt < 36) $body = -1; else $body = round(10 * $body / $bodyt, 1); if ($spiritt < 18) $spirit = -1; else $spirit = round(10 * $spirit / $spiritt, 1); if ($friendst < 20) $friends = -1; else $friends = round(10 * $friends / $friendst, 1); if ($lovet < 10) $love = -1; else $love = round(10 * $love / $lovet, 1); if ($financet < 22) $finance = -1; else $finance = round(10 * $finance / $financet, 1); // life corrections $shave = 1.00; $talkback = 'f'; if ($mind != -1 && $mind < 2.2) $shave -= 0.04; else if ($mind != -1 && $mind < 3.3) $shave -= 0.03; else if ($mind != -1 && $mind < 5.5) $shave -= 0.02; else if ($mind > 8) { $shave += 0.01; $talkback = 't'; } if ($body != -1 && $body < 2.2) $shave -= 0.04; else if ($body != -1 && $body < 3.3) $shave -= 0.03; else if ($body != -1 && $body < 5.5) $shave -= 0.02; else if ($body > 8.1) { $shave += 0.01; $talkback = 't'; } if ($spirit != -1 && $spirit < 2.2) $shave -= 0.04; else if ($spirit != -1 && $spirit < 3.3) $shave -= 0.03; else if ($spirit != -1 && $spirit < 5.5) $shave -= 0.02; else if ($spirit > 8.1) { $shave += 0.01; $talkback = 't'; } if ($friends != -1 && $friends < 2.2) $shave -= 0.04; else if ($friends != -1 && $friends < 3.3) $shave -= 0.03; else if ($friends != -1 && $friends < 5.5) $shave -= 0.02; else if ($friends > 7.8) { $shave += 0.01; $talkback = 't'; } if ($love != -1 && $love < 2.2) $shave -= 0.04; else if ($love != -1 && $love < 3.3) $shave -= 0.03; else if ($love != -1 && $love < 5.5) $shave -= 0.02; else if ($love > 8.1) { $shave += 0.01; $talkback = 't'; } if ($finance != -1 && $finance < 2.2) $shave -= 0.04; else if ($finance != -1 && $finance < 3.3) $shave -= 0.03; else if ($finance != -1 && $finance < 5.5) $shave -= 0.02; else if ($finance > 8) { $shave += 0.01; $talkback = 't'; } if ($lifet < 100) $life = -1; else $life = round(10 * $life * $shave / $lifet, 1); if ($life > 8.7) $talkback = 't'; if ($life != -1 && $life < 0) $life = 0; else if ($life > 10) $life = 10; if ($mind != -1 && $mind < 0) $mind = 0; else if ($mind > 10) $mind = 10; if ($body != -1 && $body < 0) $body = 0; else if ($body > 10) $body = 10; if ($spirit != -1 && $spirit < 0) $spirit = 0; else if ($spirit > 10) $spirit = 10; if ($love != -1 && $love < 0) $love = 0; else if ($love > 10) $love = 10; if ($friends != -1 && $friends < 0) $friends = 0; else if ($friends > 10) $friends = 10; if ($finance != -1 && $finance < 0) $finance = 0; else if ($finance > 10) $finance = 10; //log this result! $pdo = new PDO('mysql:host=localhost;dbname=monkey_monkeyquiz', 'monkey_dbuser', 'xrWill0'); $stmt = $pdo->prepare("INSERT INTO life_results (life, mind, body, spirit, friends, love, finance, gender_id, age_group_id) VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?)"); $stmt->bindValue(1, $life); $stmt->bindValue(2, $mind); $stmt->bindValue(3, $body); $stmt->bindValue(4, $spirit); $stmt->bindValue(5, $friends); $stmt->bindValue(6, $love); $stmt->bindValue(7, $finance); $stmt->bindValue(8, $gender); $stmt->bindValue(9, $age); $stmt->execute(); $pdo = null; $nodatingads = ($age == 17 || $_POST['marital'] == 'm' || $_POST['marital'] == 'r' || $_POST['relationship'] == 'em' || $_POST['relationship'] == 'sr'); $xyz = ''; if (!$nodatingads && $gender == 'f') { if ($_POST['orientation'] == 's' || $_POST['orientation'] == 'x') $xyz = 'f'; else $xyz = 'gf'; } else if (!$nodatingads && $gender == 'm') { if ($_POST['orientation'] == 's' || $_POST['orientation'] == 'x') $xyz = 'm'; else $xyz = 'gm'; } if (!$nodatingads) $xyz .= 'd'; if ($age < 23) $xyz .= 'y'; if ($_POST['children'] != 'x' && $_POST['children'] != '0') $xyz .= 'k'; if ($_POST['religion'] == 'j') $xyz .= 'j'; // uncomment for Christmas //if ($_POST['religion'] != 'h' && $_POST['religion'] != 'i' && $_POST['religion'] != 'j' && $_POST['religion'] != 'si') // $xyz .= 'c'; if ($_POST['enlisted'] == 'y') $xyz .= 'e'; if ($_POST['travel'] == 'y') $xyz .= 't'; if ($finance > 7.6 && $age > 18) $xyz .= 'r'; //Display an ad! echo '
'; if ($nodatingads && strstr($xyz, 'k')) { echo ''; echo 'Personalized Santa Letters'; } else if ($_POST['travel'] == 'y' && $age > 17 && $nodatingads) { echo ''; echo ''; } else if ($age < 30 && $nodatingads) { echo ''; echo 'Yahoo! Music'; } else if ($nodatingads && ($_POST['religion'] == 'b' || $_POST['religion'] == 'n')) { echo ''; echo 'Health, Relaxation'; } else if ($age < 23) { echo ''; echo 'Join the Ultimate Yearbook!'; } else if ($_POST['religion'] == 'j') { echo ''; echo ''; } else if ($_POST['orientation'] == 'g' && $gender == 'm') { echo ''; echo 'Gay.com Personals'; } else if ($_POST['orientation'] != 's' && $_POST['orientation'] != 'x') { if ($gender == 'f') { echo ''; echo 'Love, Romance and Dating'; } else { echo ''; echo 'Love, Romance and Dating'; } } else { if ($gender == 'm') { echo ''; echo ''; } else { echo ''; echo 'Free Registration'; } } echo '
'; ?>

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'. getBar($life) .' '. $life .''; else echo ''; ?> '. getBar($mind) .' '. $mind .''; else echo ''; ?> '. getBar($body) .' '. $body .''; else echo ''; ?> '. getBar($spirit) .' '. $spirit .''; else echo ''; ?> '. getBar($friends) .' '. $friends .''; else echo ''; ?> '. getBar($love) .' '. $love .''; else echo ''; ?> '. getBar($finance) .' '. $finance .''; else echo ''; ?>
Life: Not enough information
Mind: Not enough information
Body: Not enough information
Spirit: Not enough information
Friends/Family: Not enough information
Love: Not enough information
Finance: Not enough information

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'; echo 'Online community, better than MySpace. Try it out.

'; } if ($_POST['religion'] == 'j' && !$nodatingads) { echo 'Jewish Singles
'; echo 'Try JDate.com today. Free to join.

'; } else if (!$nodatingads && $_POST['orientation'] != 'g') { echo 'Chat With Single '; if ($gender == 'm' && $age < 30) echo 'Girls'; else if ($gender == 'm') echo 'Women'; else if ($age < 30) echo 'Guys'; else echo 'Men'; echo '
'; echo 'Register free and start chatting right now at AmericanSingles.

'; } if ($_POST['enlisted'] == 'y') { echo 'GI Bill Made Easy
'; echo 'Request free information from Military.com on your GI benefits.

'; } if (strstr($xyz, 'g')) { echo 'Glimpse®.com
'; echo 'Premier gay and lesbian singles network. Free registration.

'; } if (strstr($xyz, 'k')) { echo 'Shop StuffKidsLike.com
'; echo 'Science, educational, learning toys and games. '; if (strstr($xyz, 'c')) echo 'Great Christmas gift ideas. '; echo '

'; } if ($_POST['travel'] == 'y') { echo 'Visit Carnival.com Now
'; echo 'For specials on cruises to The Bahamas, Caribbean, Mexico and more.

'; } if ($nodatingads) { echo 'Which Animal Are You?
'; echo 'Take a quiz to find out which animal you are

'; } if (strstr($xyz, 'c')) { echo 'Christmas Gift Ideas
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'; } else { echo 'Sensible Weight-Loss Ideas
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'; } if ($age > 17 && $age < 30) { echo '4thKingdom Community
'; echo 'Quirky young adult community. Come see how we\'re different.

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Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. (Read more on improving your life)

Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the mind.

Body: Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the body.

Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the spirit.

Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests. '; else if ($friends < 4.8) echo 'Your friends and family score suffers, yet it does not need to be this way. Strengthen your social network by reaffirming old bonds. Seek out new friendships, and they will provide you the reward you need. Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests. '; else if ($friends < 6.9) echo 'Your friends and family score is not bad but can be improved. Maintain your current social net, while you try to expand it. Try new things and form new friendships. You will be rewarded greatly.'; else if ($friends < 8.5) echo 'Your friends and family score is quite healthy. You have a social network you can depend upon. Count your blessings, but never forget that these bonds need to be maintained. Keep your friends and family close.'; else echo 'Your friends and family score is high, so you are doing all the right things in this area. Continue to maintain your social connections and reap the rewards.'; ?>

Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Read advice from other quiz-takers on finding and maintaining love.

Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving your finances.

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